You know we love funny jokes around here! Here some Valentine knock knock jokes. Printable cards make them easy to slip in a school lunch or hide in a pocket.
Valentine Knock Knock Jokes
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Jamaica.
Jamaica who?
Jamaica me a Valentine?
Are you laughing yet? Well, keep reading…
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke, I got you a Valentine!
Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Eye
Eye who?
Eye want to wish you a Happy Valentine’s Day!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin time to give you a Valentine.
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Will.
Will who?
Will you be my Valentine?
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Ima.
Ima who?
Ima hoping you will be my Valentine!
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut you know I love you!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Al
Al who?
Al be your Valentine!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Tail.
Tail who?
Tail all your friends Happy Valentine’s Day!
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Sherwood.
Sherwood who?
Sherwood like to be your valentine!
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Bea.
Bea who?
Bea my Valentine.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Needle.
Needle who?
Needle little love.
Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Honeydew.
Honeydew who?
Honeydew you want to be my Valentine?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Peas.
Peas who?
Peas be my Valentine!
Printable Knock Knock Jokes for Valentine’s Day
Download the PDF and print in color on white cardstock. Cut the cards apart and share!
click this link –> Valentine Knock Knock Joke Download
We couldn’t stop there. While the following jokes don’t have a cute printable they will still get a giggle!
Who’s there?
Jimmy.
Jimmy who?
Jimmy a hug! It’s Valentine’s Day.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Frank.
Frank who?
Frank you for being my friend!
Knock Knock.
Who’s there?
Arthur.
Arthur who?
Arthur any Valentine chocolates for me?
Who’s there?
Iguana.
Iguana who?
Iguana hold your hand.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Howard
Howard who?
Howard you like a big hug?
Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary me, I love you!
More Jokes for Kids
We will keep you and your kids laughing all year with these jokes!
- Valentines Day Jokes (printable cards to stick in your child’s lunch)
- Easter Jokes
- Halloween Jokes (more printable cards)
- Christmas Jokes
- Elf Jokes (printable cards perfect for the Elf on the Shelf to hold)
- Kids Jokes
- Knock Knock Jokes
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